Saturday 27 April 2013

Tin Dog's Chernobyl March 2013 Travelogue

It's guest writer time, all words from the ever wordy Tin Dog, only the names have been changed to protect the innocent....

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As promised to nobody, here is the whole story of our trip to Ukraine. I travelled with two intrepid chaps, Urban Spaceman and Fragglehunter, both of whom are old enough to know better; taking in Kiev and the nuclear exclusion zone containing the Chernobyl reactors and the ‘ghost city’ Pripyat.

The Soviets lied when it happened, they've lied to us during the intervening years and Ukraine is still lying to the world now. However much they attempted to put a positive spin on the ongoing work, Chernobyl is a radioactive mess that will still be a problem in twenty thousand years. It will never go away.

Ukraine from above was very unusual. There was no landscape. I have flown over many countries and they all have hills, mountains, valleys, lakes, forests, cities, and land of varying hues. Not Ukraine. Ukraine is flat and white for hundreds of miles in all directions. White and flat forever. This is a country that is so flat that, with binoculars, you could watch your dog run away in the snow for three days - run Fido run!

Kiev airport was very modern except it had no shops, cafes or any other amenity. Staffed by Soviet era looking guards in olive green fatigues, guns and stares cold, Ukraine announced itself and it was glum.

We left the building to seek the smoking area. It was in a windy bus shelter at the end of the platform and therefore never needed sweeping. Nothing could stay or live there for long.

Our contact began like this;

We were met by a very square shaped man, in a black VW van...eventually. He was looking for us whilst being pursued by the police for a parking infringement in the airport. He could not park up to meet us for more than a minute before the Ukrainian boys in blue arrived. The police turned out to be very scary people and best not encountered. His reticence in pulling up for any length of time was understandable. 

We phoned our contact in Kiev who assured us our driver was in the airport looking for us. As we wandered a car park looking for said van, we heard shouty beckoning in Ukrainian from the square shaped man. He was across two busy car lanes outside the airport entrance, with the police crawling towards him - the police were staring at us three chumps. 

We ran through moving traffic with our luggage to get to our van before the police could arrest our man. Bags chucked in and doors slammed, we took off at high speed into a dual carriage way that led to Kiev proper. It wasn’t a car chase, more of a brooding, malevolent tail-gating. The police gave up or got bored as we left the airport perimeter.

Welcome to the gangster run kleptocracy that is the State of Ukraine (and just look at the bloody state of it). The news is State controlled and the police aren’t.

Our driver spoke not a word all the way to our digs, forty minutes away.

The language chasm took care of that. Incongruously, Lennon’s ‘Imagine’ seeped from the van’s speakers.

When we arrived at our digs in the city the fun began. We had insisted that we would be stopping together. Not in the same room of course, ahem, but in adjoining rooms.

Kiev Digs

We arrived at what can only be described as a hippy commune in an old Soviet block, in the centre of town. Then we were informed that there was 'no room at the inn' for two of us. We would be stopping at separate locations nearby. Kiev is a place that it's best to have the security of friends with you. Urban Spaceman and I were led off into the bitterly cold night to digs in different locations. Fraggle, being the man who started this whole crazy business, got first dibs. He consequently spent the night on a thin mattress on the floor of a box room office, with fairy lights flashing pretty colours on and off all night. How the Spaceman and I laughed when told the morning after, by a very pissed off Fraggle. 

The entrance to the place I stopped in was not inviting. Two grey, heavy plate steel security doors were entered by security code. The graffiti across them didn't add any stars for a web review. Inside was akin to a cross between a backpackers and Soviet utility, over-engineering.

The radiator in my room could’ve kick started the whole global warming thing, single-handedly. I was only doing two nights there, Thursday and the Saturday after Chernobyl and Pripyat. The digs were like being eighteen again but with all the fun bits removed. It was the least of my worries, considering where we were headed. We were all very thirsty by now. We needed drinks, food and plans.

Morning Meet

Miraculously, we managed without wives or alarms, to meet at the agreed place at seven forty-five...the morning after a large night out in a twenty four hour cellar bar; where vodka was as cheap as it should be and steak dinners cost wads of Ukraine money (£1.50). 

We met at a bus stop that none of us had ever seen beyond a street map. We were all competent idiots, there at the appointed hour. It was fiercely cold. I had kitted out with so many layers, be-scarved and topped with black woolly hat that yes, I did look like a fat, armed robber. We took a bus to the central train station, the tour meeting point.


Kiev train station inside is very ornate. This information does not help this tale in any way and is quite useless.

Kiev station at morning rush hour needs to be seen to be believed. It was severely cold. A brutal, biting wind swept the station entrance. Kebab stalls were selling morning kebabs which consisted of rancid, fatty meat on a roll as thick as an off-road car tyre. It was grey where it wasn’t a sceptic yellow. It would be safer eating car tyres. 

 Kiev Central Rail Station

The evil yellow M of McDonald's was doing a roaring trade. Obviously most of the profit goes to Mac's headquarters in the US. This being a kleptocracy, they had a way around this. They have built an identical building with identical coloured livery, just next door. It sells ersatz Mac' meals that undercut their rivals and it sells beer, at breakfast time. Its name in Mac’ style lettering and colouring, I kid you not, is McFoxy's. Meanwhile, ruddy-faced commuters rushed to mystery destinations in heavy overcoats and bubble coats and fur hats, whilst shouting into mobile 'phones. Beggars began to mither for money and moved on when stall holders harangued them. To English ears, Ukrainian sounds aggressive, like the beginning of a fight, especially when being shouted at the freezing beggars.

We met a man with a sign proclaiming, 'Chernobyl and Pripyat tour - see, feel, experience...but don't touch!' We had our man.

Another mini-van, another hundred kilometres, to the nuclear exclusion zone.

Exclusion Zone

Once out of the city we were driven through the flat, featureless landscape. This was a two hour drive through the country glimpsed from the 'plane. The road to Chernobyl stretched out, miles straight, into the distance.

Stood in the centre of the road, looking down the dotted white line, it was framed into a funnel by bare trees on either side to the horizon.

Either side - frozen wastes of nothing.

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Occasionally, the road margin of trees fell away to reveal, within clear view, wild horses grazing in small herds. On the other side were machines - bulldozers, cranes, trucks and other heavy, rusting transport. We pulled over for a break and the introduction to our official guide.

Chernobyl's Przewalski's horses

A woman in her late twenties wrapped against the severity of a Ukraine winter, she was smiling and friendly and a little nervous. Our small group stood smoking and chatting. In one’s and two’s people peeled away to take the first of several million photo’s.

A huge wooden crucifix had been planted nearby; a traditional Ukrainian women's head-scarf, white with a blood red-rose pattern wrapped around it. We began to realise the gravity of the whole trip. I can't say I wasn't worried, I was. We all were. It was apparent that whatever we'd researched and prepared for, it would be lacking. We had to pass three checkpoints to reach our hotel nearly thirty miles away, a mile or so from the reactors. “Guys, you must not take photo of checkpoint or soldiers. You will be arrested. Please, take this very serious. It is not joke. It is dangerous. You must follow advice.” She spoke the English of that irritating meerkat on that bloody insurance ad, or a Bond love interest in the seventies movies. Your age will supply you with the necessary reference.


The nuclear exclusion zone begins thirty miles from the reactor. We stopped at the first checkpoint and it all got very serious. You need official, government permission to enter the exclusion zone. It's not an easy place to walk into. The check point was all your Cold War nightmares come true. A brick hut next to the road, just big enough to drink coffee and regret your existence in. Expressionless soldiers stood in olive camouflage, in three foot deep snow...with shiny, black guns.   

I'd been signed up to this tour at the last minute, back in Blighty. Consequently, I was not with the 'S' names. I was at the end of the list that the bored guard had been issued with. At gun point, I showed him my passport. He stared me in the eye then looked down at the passport. He ran his finger down his list to the 'S' names. His interest perked up no end. He looked back up at me and I knew there was a problem because in a heavy accent he said, "There is problem." I was spluttering explanations when the other soldier pointed his gun at my chest. I raised my arms in a pathetic 'I'm not armed and I come in peace' show of fear.

All my border guard experiences were concentrated into that one moment. Gun pointer's friends stepped forward to surround me and back him up. I insisted that I was on 'the list'.

‘On the list’ sounds very bad if you consider your history lessons.

“I will put you on ze list! Vat iss your name?”

“Don’t tell him, Pike!”

‘On the list’ is never where you want to be at nuclear exclusion zone checkpoints, until now. I was motor mouthing to justify my presence there when Urban Spaceman sussed the problem. "He's at the end of the list, not in the 'S' names." Translations were made and they dropped their guns. I farted quietly, by way of appreciation.

The twenty mile border check was the same but much less interesting. It was fart free. Climb out of the mini-bus and produce your documents. Passports and checklists, no problem. No soldiers threatened to shoot me. Result.

The ten mile check point was stringent and excitement free. Just pointed guns and passports, again. We were told that inside this ten mile zone the rules were very strictly enforced. The rules can be distilled into one phrase, ‘do as you are told’. 

One of the rules was no alcohol inside the ten mile zone. The groan of disapproval and desperation in the bus was very loud. “Shit! We should have stocked up in Kiev.” was exclaimed in a minimum of five languages. Then we drove straight to the hotel sulking in those languages. We were unaware that the drinking ban, unlike other rules, was not strictly enforced. Then again, we were unaware of a lot of things.


Chernobyl Hotel

The two star hotel consisted of a two hundred yard long corrugated iron hut with car park for twenty cars, ringed by a linked wire fence. It looked like a down beat industrial estate. It was surrounded by identikit concrete flats on one side, emptiness on the other.

The two stars were won on the grounds that it had two floors and a roof and, if you don’t leave the building at night, you will not get shot by a drunken soldier. Really, we were warned. What more could one need?

A good, firmly earned couple of hotel hospitality stars there then.

 Chernobyl Interinform Hotel

After much queuing Spaceman, Fraggle and I secured a suite on the upper floor of the hut. Consisting of two main rooms, toilet and shower room, we’d hit comedy gold. I commandeered a bed in the room with two beds. Fraggle arrived next to claim the other. Urban Spacman arrived and looked pleased at the sofa bed in the other room with the TV. A room to himself and very cosy.  When inspected the sofa-bed was covered in an operating sheet with an operation hole a foot wide sewn into it at the centre. It was a colour charitably named ‘off white’. Then Fraggle, ever observant, pointed out the shit splash stain, on the ceiling. Urban Spaceman, eagerly attempting to play it down, insisted it was only dried blood. That’s okay then, Urban Spaceman. No worries there then. To add to the ambience someone had kindly unplugged the fridge to enable the bacteria and mould to get a foot hold in the fridge.

We dumped our stuff, gladly free of the baggage hassle.

The Chernobyl Hilton was not on the list of concerns. The baggage of the name ‘Chernobyl’ was and is enough.

Three storey blocks of grey, concrete flats surrounded us into the streets around the main strip. Squat, square and pock-marked with illuminated windows, these flats house four thousand temporary workers.

Nobody can be here permanently. It is a grim landscape of concrete; visited by deep, winter snow and stifling, mosquito plagued summers. Radiation levels are too high to linger long. This level of radiation is too high to live in safely. It is cumulative - don’t hang around too long. 

All workers are employed by the government. Soldiers man the exclusion zone check points and go on to patrol the zone borders. Others keep the zone working. A small town of constantly revolving workers exists in this toxic place. They arrive and leave; a constant movement to attempt to keep them within ‘safe limits’. Three days on, four days off - they have high paid jobs in the danger zone.   

The Tour – Day One

Back on the bus, we made our way to our first landmark, the monument to the fire fighters and liquidators of Chernobyl. In Soviet concrete, it depicts the fire fighters sent in within minutes of the explosion. They entered the wreckage without any knowledge or protection. Without their blind bravery things could have spiralled into…who knows’?

They died within days. The plaque on the centre of the memorial, our guide told us, reads, ‘The Men Who Saved The World.’ If it doesn’t, it should. Without them you may not be reading this. A chain reaction between these four live reactors does not bare imagination. One poisoned Europe. What would four do?

After the nuclear explosion, within hours, helicopters had been despatched to drop lead, dolomite and sand onto the site, in an attempt to seal it. It had gone way beyond this futile measure. Owing to the heat, the lead, dolomite and sand melted into the exploded reactor. The world was in uncharted, nuclear disaster territory. The explosion and subsequent fire began to burrow into the Earth. There was no plan. The people of Pripyat were not told what had happened. The authorities wanted to avoid panic and the attempted cover up began.

The explosion was many times greater than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. It was contained in the reactor shell. It still ‘blew the bloody roof off’. The two thousand ton lid of the reactor was blown up through the roof of the building that is reactor four, fifty metres into the sky. Awoken by the explosion, five hundred or so residents of Pripyat made their way to a bridge with a good view of the  reactor. They saw the light show. The core of the reactor was still firing, giving off the biggest, most colourful fire work display ever witnessed. The five hundred or so died within days of the radiation exposure. It’s known as the ‘Bridge of death’ now.

The walking dead who worked at the reactors were forbidden from discussing events with friends and family members. For the three days it took to evacuate, they walked the streets of Pripyat. They knew that all these friends and family had been radiated into sickness and probably death. They also knew that all protestations would be disbelieved and brutally suppressed, in a Soviet manner. What could the population of Pripyat do? It was too late for protest and in any case the authorities would not listen. It was too late for opposition to anything. The irreparable damage was done.

Pripyat was built to house the plant workers and their families and opened in 1970. It was a ‘show city’ in the Soviet model; a Soviet, modernist utopia, a city of, predominantly, young families. Kindergarten’s were so full that places were highly sought and competed for. The next wave of nuclear scientists flocked there from all over the Soviet territories. High wages in an exciting new city must have been very enticing. It had a population of fifty thousand when, on the 26th of April 1986, the mistake was made. It was a terrible mistake that had no need to happen.

Here is the official account from our guide. An experiment had been set up by the day shift. This was to test the electrical system which kept the all important cooling system running. The night shift continued the experiment which ended up turning the cooling system off. They soon found out how long a reactor will continue to run without cooling, only seconds apparently. They even know the name of the man who flicked the doomsday switch. What a way to make your name in history. I can’t remember his name. It doesn’t matter. You can’t blame one man in a team that took the most calamitous decision ever. It was a bloody fool thing to do. In the history of human decision making it was the biggest wowzer ever.

Back to the memorial.

The liquidators were the people next in, assigned to assess the damage and plan the clear up. One figure in the memorial, down on one knee and with head bowed, is the picture of hopeless despair. In reality they had no accident plan. Nothing at all. The accident was on a scale unmatched to this day. A right mighty ball’s up that has left a scar across Europe. There are still farms in Cumbria and Wales that have restrictions on their livestock sales. The Soviet rescue plan was cobbled together on the back of a ciggie packet – this became increasingly clear as the utterly insane mess of the zone was revealed to us.

Next came the kindergarten. This was the real beginning of the trip. The building is a forgotten, Hansel and Gretel bungalow amidst encroaching nature. The forest is taking over. The bungalow is slowly being obscured and crowded by the trees. Our guide put her Geiger counter to the base of a tree at the entrance. Eager to look at the reading, I stepped from the snow onto clear ground. The reaction from our guide was insistent,

”Do not stand here. Keep to the snow. It is serious.” Interestingly the volume on her Geiger counter was either switched off or turned right down. Despite the high readings no clicking or alarm was heard throughout the entire trip.

The entrance to the kindergarten had a poster reminding the kids how to cross the road safely. The occasional, passing Trabant car posed minimal risk, against the reactors a mile or so away.

Inside was a disturbing series of classrooms and nap rooms. Twenty five years of dust covered all. Paperwork, school work and toddler’s toys were strewn around the floor of each room. Phonics cards and faded paper carpeted one room. Another contained waist high coat hooks and lockers. The wooden lockers were self painted with Svetlana and Boris’s personal logo’s; a teapot, a plane, a bird, a doll. Real children’s paintings in fading primary colours, by real children who never reached adulthood. The evacuation had been far too slow for anyone to have escaped the effects. Leukaemia, tumours and other slow suffering were delivered to all, irrespective of age. Children’s bunk beds occupied one room. Stripped of all blankets and mattresses by looters long ago, the skeleton beds were in themselves shocking and brought the tragedy over very abruptly. Children’s comfort toys lay, discoloured by time and dust; a girl’s doll in a pink tracksuit, one eyed and one shoe missing, face dirt blackened, with a shock of hair greyed by time. Light through broken windows revealed and hi-lighted dust drifting in each room. Then my camera battery died. 

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Other members of the party complained that their batteries were quickly losing power. As we exchanged disappointed mutterings our guide overheard our comments. She insisted that it was not radiation but the cold that was affecting the cameras. This was the first obvious lie. There would be many more. Around five minutes after we left the building my battery came back to life, although with a much lower charge. Others continued to have major problems with quickly dying batteries throughout the trip. A little digging on our return brought up some interesting, if disturbing, information. Gamma radiation depletes lithium batteries. So, not the cold then; if cold was the problem then it would have been a problem for the four days in Ukraine, not just the two in the ten mile exclusion zone. What happened next was hilarious and worrying in equal measure. We were going to visit the nuclear plant itself, including reactor number four.

Before we began the drive we were issued with ‘masks for safety’. We were handed a very cheap decorators dust mask. A paper dust mask. We were to visit the very epicentre of the world’s biggest nuclear disaster and the authorities thought a paper mask would put our minds at rest. It obviously wasn’t for any practical reason. A paper mask, for Christ’s sake. This was not even making an effort on their part. Spaceman, Fraggle and I looked at each other as what just happened sank in. It was amusing and annoying. If anything, they may well have said, “Well it’s useless where you’re going but hey, what can we do?” Our guide, throughout the trip, repeatedly reminded us of the seriousness of our situation. “It is very radioactive, it is very dangerous,” both of which are true. Then they undermine it all by giving us a mask that would struggle to keep out wood dust whilst sawing. It was indicative of the whole thing. It is not safe, it is not under control and they have no real idea as to what to do about it. A couple of weeks before we arrived, heavy snow had collapsed part of the roof of the sarcophagus (tin box!) that covers the exploded reactor. It’s got a hole in it.

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We drove passed the first frozen river I’ve ever seen to the reactors. Four were built and fired up. Two more had been under construction but when the cock up happened construction was halted, for obvious reasons. The Soviets had intended on building twelve reactors on the site. The cranes and other machinery are all still there. They have no idea what to do with it all, so there it remains. We stopped within a stone’s throw of reactor four – the giant, radioactive blot on the bleak, winter landscape.

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The reactor is intimidating. It stands about the size of a football stadium, with the metal chimney a hundred metres or so higher than that. We took photo’s of ourselves in front of  a monumental concrete fist, very Soviet and heroic in design, there to commemorate the workers and liquidators who died. They really were the ‘men who saved the world’. We were all worried and wore our silly paper masks to protect us from the radiation, unlike the construction workers. They are building a giant dome in two pieces. The spectacularly enormous skeleton of the first half stands on specially built tracks that will slide the thing over the reactor, where it will be lowered to seal the site. We were told that this new sarcophagus will last about a hundred years. It is not even nearly ready, despite the hole in the old one. In any case it’s merely a sticking plaster on a broken, festering limb. This will achieve little save deferring the problem for the next generation. The fuel rods remain live and unwell inside the building. Even the government propaganda spouted by the guide included the fact that they have no clue as to what is going on in there. Remote control robots die when sent inside. Ukraine has no money because successive criminal governments have stolen it all to buy mansions and yachts in warmer countries. They can’t afford to pay for the dome and we can’t afford for them not to build it. Instead a whole host of countries from around the world are footing the bill. If a slice of this isn’t being similarly filched by the bastards in charge, I’ll eat a kebab from a stall outside Kiev central station.

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All this radioactivity makes a man hungry, famished even. It was time to eat at the Chernobyl worker’s refectory, opposite the reactor. We filed in and had to climb into a large grey, machine to be checked for radiation contamination. The light would either flash green for ‘go’ or red for ‘you’re dead’. We all passed muster in the contamination stakes. The refectory was like a school canteen, complete with hefty women in pastel blue tabards. It was a ‘grab a tray and queue’ system. The food was also a bloody disaster. For some reason they had pickled rice. Why would you do that? The pickled rice contained a couple of slices of pickled pepper and a single pickled mushroom. Sat sullenly next to this mess was a piece of meat, or chicken, or turkey or fish. Seriously we could not decide – fish or foul or pork or… it could have been any of them, or maybe it was grown in a nearby laboratory. I couldn’t eat it so I took its photo instead. We never found out its provenance. It was utterly vile. The workers at the plant have to eat this for lunch every day. Perhaps it’s a punishment for the disaster, “Look at what you’ve done, now eat this!” That’ll teach ‘em.

 Chernobyl food

It was now mid afternoon and time for our first peek at the ‘ghost city’ Pripyat, which is only a mile or so from the reactors. It is silent. Nothing stirs and even birds avoid the area. The Soviet love of concrete became immediately apparent. The whole city consists of square slabs of grey concrete. Windows are smashed or missing. Nature has taken hold with a vengeance. The main thoroughfare is overgrown with trees and grasses but so is everything else. Our guide was most annoyed when a few of us strayed into nearby buildings. “Stay out of the buildings guys, it is very dangerous.” This why we were there, surely? We began to drift around the immediate area taking our photo’s. Inside the buildings all had been smashed and strewn around the floors. The Soviet army had been in after the blast to destroy anything worth looting. Everything indoors was covered in undisturbed, grey radioactive dust. Twenty five years worth of  enforced neglect. It was eerie and disconcerting - a dead city. It felt like something very wrong had happened to this place, which seems obvious but it was still very strange. We took more photo’s but didn’t stay long. The snow heavy sky was darkening towards twilight and our guide was eager to leave. We drove back to our luxuriant hotel. On the way we were warned not to stray outside of the perimeter fence that night. We were told that the best that we could expect would be arrest at gun point, the worst would be being shot by a vodka sodden soldier.

As aforementioned, we were billeted a mile or so from the reactor, in a corrugated iron hut. Three English idiots were roomed together, finally. This gave us some time to bicker and make light of the situation. Having visited the only shop in Chernobyl we had vodka to spare. We sat watching Ukrainian TV and swapped stories until all the spare vodka had been sensibly finished. Then, we three unsensibly blamed each other for not buying more vodka. Even Fraggle's fantastic snoring abilities, so loud that he’s reputedly heard occasionally in the southern hemisphere, didn’t disturb our sleep.

 Chernobyl Interinform Hotel

Tour  Day Two


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This city is beloved by teenage computer gamers the world over, owing to it being used as the back drop to a game called ‘Call of Duty IV’. Since our return I’ve shown the photo’s to classes of teens and they were impressed that we’d been daft enough to visit their zombie shooting game location. Some were amazed that it was a real place. No matter. Here’s what happened that day.

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We were led through a series of dusty, dead buildings, each one illustrating the madness that befell them. We wandered through the residential areas, seemingly endless blocks of flats. They were all tiny box rooms, some containing sofas and other ephemera - snapshots of  real lives. The rooms were so small, yet designed to accommodate families in the ideal communist future. Chairs and cookers, cock-eyed and awaiting their former residents, littered the interiors. Six floors up a lone tree grew from the cracked floor of a balcony, a lonely chair awaiting an occupant sat beside it. A concert hall with seats ripped out, complete with stage and grand piano left to rot. The high school with classrooms filled with dusty, lives not led. 

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Blackboards still contained lessons forgotten, now irrelevant. The staffroom with registers with discernable names and course marks, all now redundant, resonated with me. I recognised it all from my own life as a teacher. 

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 Chernobyl 2013

There was a language classroom with text books opened at the day’s lesson. It was in English, “Russian must not be spoken in English lessons.” The science rooms were littered with test tubes and texts informing the kids about the mechanics of chemistry. The cafeteria still had plates and pop bottles where they were left at the end of the ‘final supper’. These people didn’t evacuate – they fled. Each room drove home the enormity of the disaster on individual lives. It all began to segue into one depressing impression of helplessness. It was awful and fascinating, lives innocently half-lived. The street lights were adorned with peeling posters extolling the virtues of a bright, Leninist future. We found a large bust of the man in a public toilet, spattered with white paint.

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A small fun fair had been built with a Ferris wheel and bumper cars and swings. It was to be opened on the May-day celebrations of 1986. It was never opened. The bumper cars never bumped, the swings never swung, the ‘big wheel’ never turned and all the children are dead. A child’s shoe lay in the snow next to the Ferris wheel. 

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Creepy graffiti was sprayed in odd places. A painted interloper crept up the fire escape to the theatre’s back door; the words in English daubed, ‘Dead Don’t Cry’ on an administrative building, a girl with wild, blonde hair bouncing on a space hopper, grinning as if in manic defiance to events. A swimming pool with no water, looked down upon by a clock stuck at five past six, on it went, on and on. By the end of it all I was exhausted by the grim reality. I was glad to leave. 

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 Chernobyl 2013

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That night we headed back to the cellar bar in Kiev. We drank cider with vodka chasers and talked nonsense. I fell into talking to a government economist with impeccable English. He was glad to talk to an outsider, as this enabled him to unload his views and opinions in a way he couldn’t with friends. He told me that Chernobyl is a national embarrassment and is consequently never mentioned; not between friends, never at work and never in school. The people of Ukraine are shielded by censorship from the events in 1986. I asked him about their ex-president, Julia Tymoshenko. On being forced from office she was arrested and accused of dodgy dealing with the Russians. She was sentenced to eight years in prison. She has been beaten and denied medical treatment. She is now being charged with murder on what I believed to be trumped up charges. When I told him how the English press treated her as a prisoner of conscience, he was aghast. He beckoned me to lean in closer. “She is in the right place. She is a criminal. You must understand, to gain power in Ukraine you must be a gangster. Elections are a mere formality, for appearances only, a fraud.” Was this just his opinion or was it the consensus in Ukraine? “I’ll show you,” he called to different people in the bar to elicit their response to the Tymoshenko question. Each one gave the same answer in English. “I don’t give a shit about Tymoshenko, she is criminal.” He turned back to me and nodded, “You see now? When our current president leaves office we will put him in prison also!” He threw his head back and began to laugh heartily.

Good night Kiev, goodbye Ukraine.

Tin Dog.

18th April 2013

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  1. Fantastic report. This brought back a few memories, as well as offering some new perspectives. I like the way you've started and finished in Kiev, giving a slightly broader view of your experiences and perceptions of the place.

    Think I might have to go back in Winter now, these snow shots are really selling it...

    1. I'm so glad I did it in winter at its bleakest, the snow and ice was hard going, but we didn't feel the cold . The only sound we heard was the breaking of the snow and ice beneath our feet. The snow muffled any sounds, the silence was deafening at times.

  2. This is amazing.. so amazing.. And haunting.

  3. I've just returned from my third trip to Kiev this year. I actually love that city. a lot has changed in 9 months, they really want some democracy. without all the fraud that has been happening the last decade.
    You've written a very interesting article about chernobyl, and it makes me want to visit Chernobyl myself. The only thing that is still holding me back is the price sadly enough.
    Do you happen to know if I could find a day tour for less than 100 euros?
    And where should I look for such a tour?

  4. thanks for the feedback, I am aware that you can get in with the help of locals who act as unofficial guides (remembering it is under armed guard - but the place is so vast). I'm not sure who should ask, but clues are out there on places like National Geographic.

  5. Quality read! It made me laugh out loud in parts and also addresses the seriousness of the whole situation. 10/10